These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
Drake getting a nosebleed sitting court-side
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
this is the greatest news ive heard all day
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
#BLACK INSULTS EDITION
|—||Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via volumesofsilence)|
a bitch ready to say something mean (via collectionof-paradoxes)
#le crew #literally all our phone conversations
see also “don’t get me started”
and “I’m a god-fearing woman,” or it’s variation “I’ma Christian.”
"Let me not."
"I probably shouldn’t say this."
"*Abruptly changes the subject*"
^ ALL ME(via junkyardvarren)